Hug a Zombie

An Epic Return

2011-04-11T19:16:00.000-07:00

Fact: MY ONE WATCHER HAS VIRTUALLY DIED. Though I see her daily.

As have I. Hence the fact there are only, like...three posts. Maybe five.

Senior year.

S'almost over.

Maintained boyfriendthing for multiple years. Keeping him.

Found another assrape goldfish pair. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?

And what are the OTHER chances that anyone will ever read this?

Perhaps I shall maintain this a little better in order to further procrastinate during college next year.

DRAGONSSS. HATCH THEM. CLICK LINK. NAO. That is all.

2009-08-31T19:50:00.001-07:00

HOKAI.

GUESS WHAT.

Click my dragons. I WANT THEM TO LIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE. They always die. >:

http://dragcave.net/user/SpiritSong

CLICKIT.

The image above will be on the side with the other random pictures with a link attached to it.

SO CLICK.

I COMMAND YOU.

Here's the link again!

http://dragcave.net/user/SpiritSong

Love, Ray.

Retournez-Vous

2009-08-15T12:14:00.000-07:00

I...

Have...

RETURNED.

Actually I was back the 31st, haha.

I WANT TO GO BACK.

I hate being home, it sucks. ]:

But I have...dundundunnnnn...made a Facebook! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?

But, I have to say, the real purpose of it is to communicate with all of my camp friends.

IT'S SUCKING MY FREAKIN' SOUL.

It really does.

Also, school is starting soon and I can't wait- I feel old. D: Junior! I'll be 17 in a month, too. And I'll be taking Drawing/Painting this year.
I have another two years of Theology ahead of me. Oh boy. e__e

My brother got a German Shepherd puppy a couple months ago, Zolt's adorable. My sister wants to put him in her bag and steal him away to Conneticut.

ANNNNNNND I've recently watched Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and become obsessed. I am in love with it. It is amazing. Now I know why Elaine loves it so much.

Neil Patrick Harris rocks my socks off. The chick, Pennywhatsherbutt annoys me. It's kind of sad with funny inserts, lol. But I really love the songs- I'm going to end up having them stuck in my head and then I will have to sing them and torture the world, haha. Yes it is amazing~

I've also found that I've lost a lot of weight that I shouldn't have lost this summer. >__>

Oops. OH WELL.

BUH BYE,

~Ray

GOLDFISH ASSRAPE.

2009-06-22T20:54:00.001-07:00

MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. YOU HEARD ME. Right before you is the evidence that goldfish do commit crimes of ASSRAPE.
They were ATTACHED LIKE THISSSS.
And, look! The one being raped is SMILING. He's enjoying being raped! What has this world come to?!?

Anyways life has been quite dull lately- EXTREMELY boring. I don't leave for camp until the 12th of July. My boyfriend's gone until Wednesday. My best friend needs to TURN HER PHONE ON. And there's nothing to do around here. I've actually turned my computer on again. Madness! Madness, I say! I've been working on a huge poster for a friend of mine- a fairy in the woods- and it's taking me freaking forever. I hate traditional coloring. Why am I an artist?

Which reminds me- MUHAHAHA SPOCK HAS A COWBOY HAT AND PLATFORMS, ELAINE!!!

~LOVES RAYYYYY

Layouts and Leftovers, Otherwise Known as MY LUNCH.

2009-04-10T19:21:00.000-07:00

Right. So, I've been trying to find a good layout. For now, we're going with the man in black I like to call Mr. Creepy (don't ask why I drew him one night, but I was in a stalker mood and listening to stalker music).
I need to find a good zombie picture or something. :P
[Scary Furby FTW.]

On another note- leftovers. My father has eaten what was going to be my lunch two days in a row, now, fully aware that it was mine. That pisses me off. Well, a lot of things piss me off, but eating my food when we don't have anything else pisses me off the most (at least for three days at a time). The spaz.
There also seem to be a number of questionable items in the fridge at any given point in time. One of those items includes a container of breakfast sausages... Or should I say mutilated grey, brown, and black sticks of death? The reason: my sister tried to cook. Again. FAIL.

Random crap and such:

I'm probably screwed for our next English assignment. I'm still on chapter one of The Count of Monte Cristo and so far have no clue what I'm doing for our weird journal assignment thing.

I can't...stop...eating...ZIPFIZZ POWDER. My friends call it my cocaine. Great.

Someday, I'll have something much better to say.
HAHAHA.
As if. (:

~Yours truly,
Your Local Zombie Hugger.

[PS. OMGOMGOMGOMG Adult Swim has a new game called Zombie Hooker Nightmare. It's perfect for me! -shot-]

And We Shalt Commenseth Thy Party

2009-04-09T15:25:00.000-07:00

Alright, who are you and what are you doing in my- oh, nevermind.
Hey. I'm Ray, what's up.
Today I start the blog of which I know will end up in the deep, deep, deeeep grave of things I forget to update.
Blame Elaine. It's all her fault. Her and her damn absurdity! *shakefist*

I am simply here to let anyone and everyone who happens to stumble across my sad little blog of zombie love know about my hatred of things like MeyerSatan's Twilight books, religion (because that's just such a HILARIOUS, joyful topic for everyone), and any other general bitchings or comments I happen to have.

Not that anyone would be interested. ;D

Hug a zombie in your neighborhood, today!
Love, your local sociopath.